Funniest conversation ever!

Soooooo funniest thing ever happened yesterday.

While I was brushing my teeth before bed, my boyfriend was looking at the texts on my phone.. He reads aloud a text from my co-worker, and then I complained about my privacy...

And then he goes, "Why? What secrets are you hiding from me?"

I responded quickly, "Oh, you know, Michaels texts me every day.."

(FYI that's random text notifications for offers at Michaels craft stores.)

He caught on right away, "Ohhh. Michaels eh? Your secret boyfriend..."

I continued: "Yeahhh.. (changes topic) When we have a kid and if it's a boy, I'm going to name him Michael..."

He went, "Sssssssssss..."

And I burst out laughing so hard (yes, while brushing my teeth).. 

It was especially funny because he has trouble with plurals and doesn't know when to add an 's' to certain things.. so I usually say "sssss" to remind him when he has to add an 's' somewhere.. and now he adds the 's' for me in Michaels.....

I thought that was funny, but he continued, "Sigh the poor kid.. Once he turns 19 [legal age] he's going to go to the court and change his name.. to remove the S from his name..."

I LITERALLY DIED RIGHT THERE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah, I have been thinking of naming my children Michaels and Daiso if it's a boy and a girl respectively. Even I don't know if I'm kidding myself.

My future kids will HATE me LOL.